Trump Announces Venezuela Invasion, Congress Finds Out Via Wi-Fi President Trump says the U.S. has invaded Venezuela and captured Nicolás Maduro. Congress reportedly learned about the operation the same way everyone else did — scrolling their phones with confused faces and weak signal. No briefing. No vote. No allies consulted. Just vibes, confidence, and a post saying “trust me.” Evidence, we’re told, is still on the way. #CodeBlueInAmerica #OGMNews #BreakingButMakeItUp #ForeignPolicyByPost #Po